The year is 1994

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The year is 1994

January 6 – American figure skater Nancy Kerrigan is attacked and injured by an assailant hired by her rival, Tonya Harding’s ex-husband during the U.S. Figure Skating Championships that they were both taking part in.

January 26 – Student David Kang fires two blank shots from a starting pistol at Prince Charles in Sydney, Australia.[1][2][importance?]

February 12 – Edvard Munch’s painting The Scream is stolen in Oslo (it is recovered on May 7).

March – The People’s Republic of China gets its first connection to the Internet.

March 14 – Apple Computer, Inc. releases the Power Macintosh, the first Macintosh computers to use the new PowerPC microprocessors.

May 10 – Nelson Mandela is inaugurated as South Africa’s first black president.

May 18 – The Flavr Savr, a genetically modified tomato, would be deem safe for consumption by the FDA, becoming the first commercially grown genetically engineered food to be granted a license for human consumption.

June 12 – Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald Lyle Goldman are murdered outside the Simpson home in Los Angeles. O. J. Simpson is later acquitted of the killings, but is held liable in a civil suit.

June 17 – NFL star O. J. Simpson and his friend Al Cowlings flee from police in his white Ford Bronco. The low-speed chase ends at Simpson’s Brentwood, Los Angeles mansion, where he surrenders.

July 2 – Colombian footballer Andrés Escobar, 27, is shot dead in Medellín. His murder is commonly attributed as retaliation for the own goal Escobar scored in the 1994 FIFA World Cup against the United States soccer team.

September 16 – Danish tour guide Louise Jensen is abducted, raped and murdered by three British soldiers in Cyprus.

December 3 – Sony releases the PlayStation video game system in Japan; it will sell over 100 million units worldwide by the time it is discontinued in 2006.

Culture

1The Lion KingDisney$763,455,561[2]
2Forrest GumpParamount$677,945,399
3True LiesFox / Universal$378,882,411
4The MaskWarner Bros.$351,583,407
5SpeedFox$350,448,145
6The FlintstonesUniversal$341,631,208
7Dumb and DumberWarner Bros.$247,275,374
8Four Weddings and a FuneralGramercy$245,700,832
9Interview with the VampireWarner Bros.$223,664,608
10Clear and Present DangerParamount$215,887,717

March 21 – The 66th Academy Awards, hosted by Whoopi Goldberg, are held at the Dorothy Chandler Pavilion in Los Angeles. Steven Spielberg’s Holocaust drama, Schindler’s List, wins seven Oscars including Best Picture and Best Director (Spielberg).

June 7 – Pierce Brosnan is officially announced as the fifth actor to play James Bond.

July 1 – Val Kilmer is officially announced as the next actor to portray Batman following the abrupt departure of Michael Keaton.

April 5 – Kurt Cobain, the lead singer of Nirvana, commits suicide at age 27 at his home in Seattle. His body was found three days later.

The first number one single of the year was the 700th since charts began, a reggae version of “Twist and Shout” by Chaka Demus & Pliers. 

In late May, Wet Wet Wet reached number 1 with “Love Is All Around”, from the film Four Weddings and a Funeral. It would remain at number 1 for fifteen weeks, the second longest consecutive run at No. 1 ever in the UK Singles Chart, and become the biggest selling single of the year. When Danish singer Whigfield replaced it in September with “Saturday Night”, she became the first ever act to enter the UK singles chart at No.1 with their debut single.

Manchester rockers Oasis found their success on their debut album, Definitely Maybe, which shot to number No. 1 on its first week out in September.

1994 also saw a first for Prince, who scored his only British chart-topper with “The Most Beautiful Girl in the World”.

BIrths

February 1 – Harry Styles, English singer

March 1 – Justin Bieber, Canadian singer

Deaths

February 26 – Bill Hicks, American comedian (b. 1961)

March 4 – John Candy, Canadian comedian and actor (b. 1950)

April 22 – Richard Nixon, 37th President of the United States (b. 1913)

May 1 – Three-time Formula One world champion Ayrton Senna is killed in an accident during the San Marino Grand Prix in Imola, Italy.

Mums net 

Do you dunk your penis? 

SaraCrewe

I considered name changing for this, but, fuck it.

We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me.

Apparently our penis beaker is strange and not the done thing. 

Does everyone else just lay there in a sticky post coital glow until morning? Really?

Replies 

Is the water cold?

Would it not overflow during dunking and create more mess?

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I don’t mean to be rude, but are you both so dirty that you require immediate cleaning? 

That must be sexy. You do it then spring apart, you rush to the bathroom and he plunges his knob into a bucket.

You’ve just had sex so I assume you are on fairly intimate terms. Even if you have an acid fanjo and his sperm is nine tenths itching powder, surely you can use the bathroom at the same time? You can wash your fanjo in the bath and he can scrub his cock in the sink.

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This is one of the funniest things I’ve heard. 

We just use tissues then go to the toilet. 

There’s no way we could do penis dunking, the cat would drink the water!

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EEEEWWW. What do you do with the penis water in the morning!? Gross!

Knob solution sat there all night!

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I have just become aware of this from my wife, I’m a designer, so I want to hear your feedback.

IF you were to tell all your husband’s about this it could really be successful.

I will design this ‘penis beaker’ as a cleaning product called “Spunk and Dunk” thoughts?

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Blow Jobs – How often do you do it?

Curious to know what the ‘normal’ is in terms of frequency of giving blowjobs, and if you actually enjoy giving them??

For me, im not a big fan of giving them, but more out of laziness than anything else. Dp usually gets one when im on my period, although some months if its a bit heavier then my cramps are worse and i dont want to. So he maybe gets one every couple of months. 

He would never say anything, but given how grateful and happy he seems when he does get one, i imagine he would like this to be more frequent. 

Curious to know whether i am being lazy or whether its an acceptable amount? 😂

Replies 

MaggieMay1972

I’m submissive in the bedroom so every time he tells me too but I do love making him cum. It’s reciprocal so I’m not complaining. Sex has gone through the roof since lockdown. 

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Isitrainingihadntnoticed

About 1ce a week. Cums quickly so it’s not too bad, I also plan things in my head while I’m doing it, like what I need from Tesco etc so it’s ok…

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StarlightLady

I actually find them comforting. Maybe l was deprived of a dummy as a kid. I once surprised a male friend when l asked him if l could, when l was upset over something. I’d had no previous sexual contact with him.

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@StarlightLady that is a bit odd…you’re feeling upset so you offer to do a blowjob to make you feel better? Especially not even being in a relationship with a guy? It’s random. It’s not really about the consent (did you think he was going to say no 🤣)

Lets just hope this guy doesn’t think offering his dick for a blowjob is a normal response when any of his other friends are upset.

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I too find it wierd that you offered a male friend a blowjob because you were upset :s if you find sucking things comforting why not suck your thumb or something else – or does it have to be a cock???

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Very rarely because I really don’t enhoy it. I have been promising one through most of lockdown but we have both taken to lounging around in PJ or in Dear husbands  case his smelly gym kit so I have said he has to wash it before it goes in my mouth 

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We have, what we call-blowjob nights..every month at the end of my period. I get super randy but just for some ‘willy time’ not full sex.

I’ll give him a massage or something, and go to town with the bj, usually longish and playful session, where I’d stop and start, and tease alot, just enjoy looking at it and playing with it. 

Needless to say he looooves these nights. I usually tell him during the day when hes at work: Hey you know what tonight is? Its bj night 

.. And he gets excited like a little hyper puppy. 

Pirate noises during sex 

“Am too embarrassed to reveal my true identity but i am a bit freaked out by my dp. Recently he has begun to put on a strange voice during sex, e.g. ‘Arr matey’ in the style of that weird sea captain from The Simpsons?!

“The other one is ‘Arr, the ship’s a-dockin’ and ‘My lighthouse is tingling’

“There are various others along the same lines but i won’t go into them all now.

“He is not a sailor btw, and has (AFAIK) no connection to seafaring folk.)

“Just wondering if i can say how uncomfortable this is making me feel (it’s just f*ing weird IMO, but it seems to be turning him on!)”

Crazy woman arguments 

OK, so I caught myself getting cross at hubby when on family holiday for having fruit and fibre for breakfast as he was ‘obviously’ trying to engineer more ‘me time’ on the loo away from the kids. 

Poo Crumbs 

My DP is very hairy. He leaves poo crumbs and hair on the seat every day and I’m sick of wiping it. This is way worse than the seat-up-or-down debate. I finally snapped after a year and told him he must start using wet wipes to avoid the poo crumb issue. I feel like I’m looking after a 2 year old in this regard.

It’s been particularly bad in bed this summer as he sleeps naked so the crumbs go EVERYWHERE.

He says I have no right to interfere in his toilet routine and I say I’m not sexing someone who can’t keep their poo crumbs under control. 

His family are full of boys and he says the poo crumbs thing is normal and that I’m overreacting. AIBU?

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